[Southshore] The Great Truths

Tue, 13 Nov 2001 18:07:51 -0400

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>The Great Truths
>
>Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the heck
>happened.
>
>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
>
>I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
>Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>
>Never be afraid to try something new.
>
>Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
>
>Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
>
>Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
>
>Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
>there.
>
>Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.  They should both be
>changed regularly and for the same reason.
>
>An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.  A pessimist fears
>that this is true.
>
>There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every
>year.
>
>In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
>
>I am a nutritional overachiever.
>
>I am having an out of money experience.
>
>I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
>
>Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
>
>A day without sunshine is like night.
>
>If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
>
>It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
>you the questions.
>
>The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right
>time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
>
>Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
>
>Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
>
>Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
>
>And this one is the real truth, so pay attention: You don't stop laughing
>because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>The Great Truths 
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the
heck 
happened. 
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 
I am in shape. Round is a shape. 
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 
Never be afraid to try something new. 
Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the
Titanic. 
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. 
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just
sit 
there. 
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.&nbsp; They should both
be 
changed regularly and for the same reason. 
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.&nbsp; A
pessimist fears 
that this is true. 
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse
every 
year. 
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. 
I am a nutritional overachiever. 
I am having an out of money experience. 
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. 
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. 
A day without sunshine is like night. 
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. 
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask 
you the questions. 
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right 
time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment. 
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live 
forever. 
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. 
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. 
And this one is the real truth, so pay attention: You don't stop
laughing 
because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped
laughing.</blockquote></html>

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